Damn, tjek den teori ud

At dinner tonight he's drinking cranberry juice, as is the rest of the table. "These crab cakes are disrespectful." DJ Khaled says, which is a good thing. Ross agrees that it's theory" - his all-encompassing term for ... just about anything.
  "See, a theory could be all kinds of things," Ross says - anything from a lighter ("Yo, hand me that theory over there") to an attractive girl ("Damn, check out that theory!"). He and his crew have a whole lexicon like this - there's also shone, as in ac-shone, i.e. action, which could be a girl, but could also be the thing itself, as in getting some. And if a theory is really praiseworthy, then it's a movie, and you definately want to be a part of that. Right?
  Ross nods. "Of couuuuuuurse."

- fra portrætartikel om den voluminøse rapper Rick Ross i Rolling Stone, "Meet the New Boss"

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