Just got a new Twitter app that writes tweets, reads them, and sends funny replies. Real timesaver.
From my hilarious new auto-tweet app: “Isn’t it funny when people get pulverized into pellets?” Whoa, not that funny.
Idea! Book deal. Wine. Toast. Type. Wine. Drunk dial
Taking a no-smoking pledge, just as soon as I put my foot out.
Thanksgiving is wonderful. But let's remember to give thanks every day of the week except Fridays, Tuesdays, and every other Monday.
I got no Thanksgiving gifts this year. What the hey?
Taking down the Thanksgiving tree. The holidays were so short this year.