Bonusmareridt

En hidtil usynlig sang fra en til bevidstløshed klassisk plade der som pludseligt bonustrack bliver næsten uudholdeligt nærværende og derpå hjemsøgende - eksempel "You're a Nightmare" fra xtra-cd'en på luxusudgaven af Pulps (HVORFOR spiller de ikke på Roskilde!?) His'n Hers, som har forfulgt mig aggressivt ret præcist et døgn nu, når det ikke er mig, der aggressivt har forfulgt den, som da jeg kom ud fra Empire i går ved midnat (efter at have set Super, hysterisk sjov og følsom anti-superheltefilm med Rain Wilsom og Ellen Page) og jeg ikke længere havde sangen i hovedet, men desperat VILLE have sangen i hovedet og satte den på repeat, straks jeg kom hjem, så jeg kunne falde i søvn til det taktfaste ekko af my man Jarvis Cocker croonende det perfekte omkvæd for 17 år siden:

All day / I'm doing fine / 'cos there are things / to pass the time
Smoke a cig / and drink some tea / watch a programme / on TV
I just don't care where you are now / 'cos I'm sorted out, and how
I've got it all set up you see / But when I close my eyes it happens to me
You're a nightmare / and you've made it all wrong
You're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
oh and I just can't see / why you should keep on happening to me
oh yeah / aah / Well it stopped some time in May / whilst you were still away
Was I in bed or on a bus / doing something pathetically ridiculous?
I never noticed it at first / But when you came back it got worse
It's the idea of you, you see / when I close my eyes it happens to me
Oh you're a nightmare / and you've got it all wrong
You're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
and I just can't see / why you should keep on / happening to me
You're a nightmare / and you've got it all wrong
You're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
and I just can't see / why you should keep on
happening / happening to me / Oh oh oh
And there were hotel bedroom birthdays / sleep in factory hallway
I remember always Yeah there were hotel bedroom birthdays
and sleep in factory hallway / I remember always
Why do you keep on / hanging round
Can't you see it gets me down?
Because when I look at you I see / somebody I just don't want to be
Oh woh you're a nightmare / and you got it all wrong
You're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
and you just can't see / why you should keep on / happening to me
You're a nightmare / and you've got it all wrong
Yeah you're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
and I just can't see / oh why why you should keep on / happening to me
You're a mightmare / and you've got it all wrong
Oh you're a nightmare to me / Oh hoh / You're a nightmare
oh and I just can't see / why you're / why you're
you're always hanging around / you're always hanging round
You're always hanging around / You're always hanging round
You're always hanging round / You're always hanging round
you're always hanging round / You're always hanging round.