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tirsdag den 20. januar 2026

Trump besynger grønlænderne

I stumble into town
just like some sacred cow
vision of swasticas in my mind
plans for everyone
it's in the white of my eyes

My little inuits
you shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are
I'll give you television
I'll give you eyes of blue
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world

And when I get excited
my liitle inuits says
"Oh Donald, just you shut your mouth
they say: "ssh"
they say: "ssh"

lørdag den 17. maj 2025

Flugtliste

Fra artikel på CNN.com om den ene flugt fra Alcatraz, der måske lykkedes - jeg besøgte Alcatraz for en 15 år siden med min mor og med fangefortællinger i ørene, sikke hjemsøgt en ø - og nu vil Trump genåbne fængslet som fængsel, fordi han en aften så den gode Clint Eastwood-film Escape from Alcatraz - jeg elsker også flugtfilm, fordi det er elementært skønt at se fanger gøre sig umage med og lykkes med at flygte, Trump tværtimod holder med fængselsdirektøren, er en fængselsdirektør: 

  • Rubber raincoats stolen from fellow inmates, glued together to make a raft – 6 feet by 14 feet – sealed with steam pipes
  • A vacuum cleaner motor used to make an electric drill
  • Filed-down spoons used as screwdrivers
  • A concertina, a musical instrument similar to an accordion – and one of the few items used the men didn’t steal – converted into a bellows to inflate the escape raft; Morris, who investigators said had an IQ of 133, bought it with $28.69 from his prison trust fun

søndag den 24. maj 2020

Det her er forfærdeligt sjovt som sådan


 
Komikeren Sarah Cooper der (på/som tic toc, som jeg virkelig ikke ved hvad er) lip-syncher til Præsident Trump et forunderligt uhyggelig (sjovt) sted hinsides parodi, fordi jo det han siger (og måden han siger det) er hinsides parodierbart)


tirsdag den 26. juni 2018

Trump misbruger Lynch

Trump-tweet på interview-click-bait (men jo meget sundt, for verden, tænker man, hvis det lokker præsidenten til at se Twin Peaks
  1. “Director David Lynch: Trump Could Go Down as One of the Greatest Presidents”

mandag den 25. juni 2018

Jeg er ligesom Jørgen

Jeg har det og opfører mig - bare mest vis Twitter - NØJAGTIGT som Jørgen i dette citat, og nu er jeg lidt mindre pinlig over det:

"Det seneste års tid har jeg været helt afhængig af Trumphistorierne, uden i øvrigt at sammenligne ham med de andre barylere. Det er virkelig ikke overdrevet, når jeg bruger ordet afhængig. Hver eneste dag lader jeg mig fodre med Trump-historier. Det er som en spillefilm fra virkeligheden, hver eneste dag sker der nye ting. Et drama. Skræmmende og fascinerende på én gang.
Allerede om aftenen glæder mig til næste morgen, hvor jeg skal følge med i de seneste historier om Trump. Han er en af de mest fascinerende fortællinger, jeg nogensinde har mødt. Jeg kan slet ikke få nok.
Jeg bruger to timer hver dag på aviser og nettet, for at orientere mig og få skabt et overblik. Her til morgen har jeg læst Kristian Mouritzen i Berlingske om G7 og Trump, jeg gider kun læse de dygtige journalister.
Men også tidsskrifter, det er en slags litteratur for mig, dog uden at jeg læser det for det stilistiske.
Jeg er god til at vælge til og fra, og jeg gør det benhårdt.
Det er altid nogle helt bestemte historier, jeg følger. Og det er kun det verdenspolitiske, der interesserer mig. Jeg følger slet ikke med i dansk politik. Dansk politik er banal ad helvede til."

Nu i dag eller var det i går fx var der denne her utrolige Tweet medsamt kommentarer til den:

Jonathan Lemire har retweetet Donald J. Trump

The presidency as Yelp

torsdag den 24. maj 2018

Chok Administratioen

Det var et chok for sheiken,
at det var så skandaløst med
al den korruption i the Trump
Administration.

Dollartegnsprogpolitik,
findes der andet? spurgte han.

onsdag den 23. maj 2018

Præsident Chok

Det var et chok for sheiken,
at præsidenten ville shake
på checken.

Som deres egen sheik,
Elvis, siger: I'm all shook up!
sagde han. 

mandag den 21. maj 2018

Chok Tower

Det var et chok for sheiken,
at det afsløredes, at han deltog
i hemmelige møder med
Trump jr. & co.

Mit kviksand opsluger
journalister raskere
end nogen sibirisk
snestorm, sagde han.

søndag den 3. december 2017

This is just to say - Trump-edition


Elizabeth Bear @matociquala 2. dec.

This is just to say 

I have given 
your future 
to the top 10th 
of the 1%. 

I know you 
were probably 
planning 
on school 

When I say 
you should work harder 
I meant 
To enrich me. 

You should have 
been born like me 
so rich 
and so cold

Dagens bedste Eventyrland-ordspil

BEST EVER ALICE-PUN



tirsdag den 31. oktober 2017

baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped

Hørte R.E.M i køkkenet og hørte Trump blive nævnt i "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" og tænkte, at det er den perfekte profetiske sang (og googlende fandt jeg en minutiøs nærlæsning af teksten som Trump-profeti hele vejen igennem), for det synes virkelig som afslutningen på verden, som vi kender den, og jeg har det faktisk rigtig godt (men ikke derfor!):

"Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself.
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine"

onsdag den 11. oktober 2017

Politisk poesi findes!

Eminem til BET-awards (ikke helt den amerikanske Bukdahls Bet) i aftes;

"Fuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist
A
nd keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch
"He's gonna get rid of all immigrants"
"He's gonna build that thing up taller than this"
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks

'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his tricks
'Cause I'm throwing that piece of shit against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing, in the sand, a line
You're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside
I'll do it for you with this:
"Fuck you!"
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we fucking hate Trump"

lørdag den 5. august 2017

Om udstoppede frøer

- fra artikel i vanity fair om Donlad Trumps venskab med den sinistre og skurkagtige advokat (og tidligere McCarthy-assistent ) Roy Cohn, som jeg læste i flyet herover til New York, begges hjemby (min fremhævelse):

"On the day I arrived at Cohn's office, n his imposing limestone town house on East 68th Street, his Rolls-Royce was parked outside. But alle elgance stopped at the front door. I was a fetid place, a shambles of dusty bedroooms and office warrens where young male assistanst made their way up and down the stairs. . Cohn often greeted visitors in a robe. On occasion, I.R.S. agents were said to sit in the hallway , and, knowing Cohn's reputation as a deadbeat, were there to intercept any envelopes with money.
  Cohn's bedroom was crowded with a collection stuffed frogs that sat on the floor, propped against a large tv. Everything about him suggested a curipous combination of an arrested child and a sleaze. I sat on a small sofa covered with dozens of stuffed creatures that exploded with dust as I tried to move themaise. Cohn was compact, with a mirthless smile, the scars from his plastic surgeries visible aorund his ears. As he spoke, his tongue darted in and out, he twirled his Rolodex, as if to impress me with his newwork of contacts. "

- fra Charles Dickens' sidste fuldendte roman, Our Mutual Friend, kapitlet "Mr Wegg looks after himesf" (som jeg nærlæste ad absurdum i mit speciale), hvor skurken Silas Wegg besøger den butik, han i sin tid solgte sit amputerede ben til):

"
Silas Wegg, being on his road to the Roman Empire, approaches it by way of Clerkenwell. The time is early in the evening; the weather moist and raw. Mr Wegg finds leisure to make a little circuit, by reason that he folds his screen early, now that he combines another source of income with it, and also that he feels it due to himself to be anxiously expected at the Bower. ‘Boffin will get all the eagerer for waiting a bit,’ says Silas, screwing up, as he stumps along, first his right eye, and then his left. Which is something superfluous in him, for Nature has already screwed both pretty tight. ‘If I get on with him as I expect to get on,’ Silas pursues, stumping and meditating, ‘it wouldn’t become me to leave it here. It wouldn’t be respectable.’ Animated by this reflection, he stumps faster, and looks a long way before him, as a man with an ambitious project in abeyance often will do. Aware of a working-jeweller population taking sanctuary about the church in Clerkenwell, Mr Wegg is conscious of an interest in, and a respect for, the neighbourhood. But, his sensations in this regard halt as to their strict morality, as he halts in his gait; for, they suggest the delights of a coat of invisibility in which to walk off safely with the precious stones and watch-cases, but stop short of any compunction for the people who would lose the same. Not, however, towards the ‘shops’ where cunning artificers work in pearls and diamonds and gold and silver, making their hands so rich, that the enriched water in which they wash them is bought for the refiners;--not towards these does Mr Wegg stump, but towards the poorer shops of small retail traders in commodities to eat and drink and keep folks warm, and of Italian frame-makers, and of barbers, and of brokers, and of dealers in dogs and singing-birds. From these, in a narrow and a dirty street devoted to such callings, Mr Wegg selects one dark shop-window with a tallow candle dimly burning in it, surrounded by a muddle of objects vaguely resembling pieces of leather and dry stick, but among which nothing is resolvable into anything distinct, save the candle itself in its old tin candlestick, and two preserved frogs fighting a small-sword duel. Stumping with fresh vigour, he goes in at the dark greasy entry, pushes a little greasy dark reluctant side-door, and follows the door into the little dark greasy shop. It is so dark that nothing can be made out in it, over a little counter, but another tallow candle in another old tin candlestick, close to the face of a man stooping low in a chair."

 Mr Wegg nods to the face, ‘Good evening.’ The face looking up is a sallow face with weak eyes, surmounted by a tangle of reddish-dusty hair. The owner of the face has no cravat on, and has opened his tumbled shirt-collar to work with the more ease. For the same reason he has no coat on: only a loose waistcoat over his yellow linen. His eyes are like the over-tried eyes of an engraver, but he is not that; his expression and stoop are like those of a shoemaker, but he is not that.

‘Good evening, Mr Venus. Don’t you remember?’"

søndag den 23. juli 2017

Præsidenten elsker balloner


og undrer sig underligt over dem*





* Helium som bæregas
Da helium er "lettere", dvs. har en lavere massefylde end luft, bruges det til at fylde luftskibe og balloner for at få dem til at stige til vejrs. Selv om Brint har en endnu lavere massefylde, foretrækker man alligevel helium, da denne gas modsat brint hverken er brændbar eller giftig.

- og se, Donald, svævende skyskrabere:

onsdag den 31. maj 2017

Nonsense rules - the free world (COVFEFE)

Trumps tweet - allerede et hovedværk i nonsenshistorien - er efter tre timer stadig ikke slettet:


Despite the constant negative press covfefe

- og Twitter er stadig amok:



tirsdag den 23. maj 2017

Nyt chok 3

Det var et chok for sheiken.
at den lysende
krystalkugle,
han sammen med
Præsident Trump
lagde hænderne på,
forblev helt blank.

Som om den var det
dromedaræg, som
den rent faktisk er,
sagde han.
Billedresultat for trump orb

mandag den 22. maj 2017

Nyt chok 1

Det var et chok for sheiken,
at Præsident Trump nejede
for ham.

Tror han, jeg er
dronningen af Saba,
spurgte han, med
fuldskæg malet af
hin afdøde med-
festabe på Club 54,
Andy W?
Billedresultat for curtsy trump

søndag den 14. maj 2017

Trump, anti-kritiker



 
President Trump is giving Liberty University's commencement Virginia: "Nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic."

tirsdag den 28. februar 2017

Må have den vits af vejen

Trump tror
garanteret, at
han hed

Manhattan

Gandhi

eller er det bedre
sådan (kan nok slet ikke reddes):

 Hvem
tror Trump
han er?

Manhattan

Gandhi?

fredag den 10. februar 2017

Superforsvundet note

Der var så meget Trump i bogtillægget, at vi droppede denne Bogholderi-note, hårdt nok!

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"Super-politisering

Som var det Danmark i 70’erne, er ALT politisk i USA lige nu. Også amerikansk fodbold.  Søndag aftens vinder - lige på falderebet - af den såkaldte Superbowl, New England Patriots (tænkt hvis Brøndby hed Vestegns-Patrioterne), associeres med Donald Trump, fordi trænere og stjernespilleren Tom Brady er præsidentens personlige venner (i det omfang han overhovedet har personlige venner).
  Et særligt show i showet er de tv-reklamer, der afbryder kampen, og i år var det reklamen for ølmærket Budweiser, der stjal opmærksomheden, fordi det minut-korte epos blev fortolket som skarpt anti-trumpsk,: Vi oplever den tyske grundlæggers ankomst til Amerika, hvor han mødes af aggressive anti-immigrant-tilråb, før han strabadserer sig videre ind i landet på sin alkoholiske mission.
  I New York Times anmelder James Poniwoziek første afsnit af tv-serien 24: Legacy (en fortsættelse af den gamle 24 timer med ny hovedperson), sendt lige efter Super Bowl på Fox, som én lang reklame for Trumps mildest talt kontroversielle rejseforbud for borgere fra syv muslimske lande: Afsnittet begynder med en massakre i et amerikansk hjem begået af en professionel jihadist-terrorgruppe hentet direkte fra Trumps sort spruttende  tweets om de ”slemme folk”, der strømmer til landet.
   Hvordan skal dog en tyk roman eller et skinbarligt digt får et ben til jorden i denne uforsonlige, ustoppelige kamp mellem football-resultater og øl-reklamer, tweets og tv-anmeldelser, hvad som helst og hvad som helst?

lb"

Billedresultat for 24 Legacy

- afslutningen på NYT-anmeldelsen:

"“24: Legacy” works on a different level of realism (end Homeland LB), and it probably expected to appear in a different world. Had Hillary Clinton won the presidency, we’d be talking about the implications of casting an African-American hero, or how incongruous it looks for the show’s presidential candidate (Jimmy Smits) to be a man. The show’s stereotyping would be the same, but we would not be seeing stereotyping’s consequences playing out in real life the way they are now.
But that’s not where we are. Nor are we even in the post-9/11 heyday of “24,” when George W. Bush stressed that Islam was a “religion of peace.” Mr. Trump is under the sway of those who see all of Islam as an enemy, advisers like Stephen K. Bannon, who has said, “Islam is not a religion of peace — Islam is a religion of submission,” at war with the “Judeo-Christian West.”
This wasn’t the only vision of America on display in the past week. Anheuser-Busch prepared a Budweiser commercial celebrating the brand’s founder, a German immigrant, for overcoming xenophobia to create an American icon. The ad went viral days before the Super Bowl.
“24: Legacy” may not have meant to enlist in this culture war. But anyone telling this kind of story now might be supplying rhetorical ammo to people who dream of making America smaller, meaner, more homogeneous and more afraid.
Does “24” want that to be its legacy?"