Profetisk gravøl - 2 vs. 15

Jeg skrev en Bogholderi-note i sidste fredags WA Bøger om ikke at kunne lade være at læse citat-tweets fra James Joyces Finegans Wake (#finegansreader) som kommentarer til den amerikanske præsidentvalgkamp. Jeg mente også at kunne erindre, at jeg endda havde set navnene "Hillary" og "Trump" nævnt, men det kunne jeg ikke overskue at gå tilbage og tjekke. Bortset fra - gjorde du mig opmærksom på for et par dage siden - at hvis jeg har Finegans Wake som e-bog, og det har selvfølgelig, kan jeg bare søge på kandidaterne dér, så det gjorde jeg bare, og her er resultatet:

HILLARY (2 forekomster (ingen på 'clinton') - den første bør blive nyt kampagne-slogan):

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La la lach! Hillary rillarry gibbous grist to our millery!

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And personally speaking, they can make their beaux to my alce, as Hillary Allen sang to the openine knighters.

TRUMP (15 forekomster! må jeg særligt fremhæve 2 og 8 og 13):

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I trumple for rath in mine mines when I rimimirim!

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But soon we'll bonfire all his trash, tricks and trumpery

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Suffering trumpet!

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Bladyughfoulmoecklenburgwhurawwhorascortatrump-
apornannennykocksapastippatappatupperstrippuckputtanach, eh?

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... at the name, from I am the Sullivan that trumpeting tramp, from Suffering Dufferin the Sit of her Style, from Kathleen My V ...

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... nother he hasn't for there's my spoil five of spud's trumps, whang, whack on his pigsking's Kisser for him, K.M.

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This explaisn the litany of septunical lettertrumpets honorific, highpitched, erudite, neoclassical, which he so loved ...

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Which is why trumpers are mixed up in duels and here's B.

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Hencetaking tides we haply return, trumpeted by prawns and ensigned with seakale, to befriending ourself when old is ...

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Understrumped.

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.. stermother of the first nancyfree that ran off after the trumpadour that mangled Moore's melodies and upturned the t ...

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... fall a drop, smothereed a curse, choked a guffaw, sapt expectoratiously and blew his own trumpet.

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... eclusion of their beast by them that was the odd trick of the pack, trump and no friend of carrots.

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... brillers, knappers and bands, handsboon and strumpers, sminysticks and eddiketflaskers;

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... O'Muirk MacFewney sookadoodling and sweepacheeping round the lodge of Fjorn ne Gall of the Trumpets!

Trump beskylder Hillary for at være en smal taler

(som var han Hanne-Vibeke Holst, der taler om SIG SELV og Jakob Ejersbo vs. smal litteratur på Godaften Danmark - klodset sammenligning, hun talte ikke så meget om smalhed, mere om deres FÆLLES bredhed, men jeg ville så gerne have det med her!)

(Hillarys tale havde en hel normal længde på 35 minutter, og ja, som bemærke af flere, i "recap"-versionen var den naturligvis betydeligt kortere ...)

12. Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 3 t.3 timer siden
Hillary Clinton only knows how to make a speech when it is a hit on me. No policy, and always very short (stamina). Media gives her a pass!


14. Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 10 t.10 timer siden
Hillary Clinton's short speech is pandering to the worst instincts in our society. She should be ashamed of herself!
16. Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 10 t.10 timer siden
Just watched recap of #CrookedHillary's speech. Very short and lies. She is the only one fear-mongering!