onsdag den 23. november 2011

Alle de krænkede, gamle damer der falder ned af trapper

A young Eddie Murphy coming up now would never use the word "faggot" the way you did.

A lot of the stuff you just don't do now. Nowadays, comics say something that's offensive and they have to apologize to everybody. How do you even write an act and go into a club when everybody has their cameras, it's on YouTube, if you say something offensive, you've got to apologize to everyone? How do you come up with anything?

But there was a huge part of your act that wasn't controversial. From the ice cream truck to the old woman falling down the stairs: "Oh. Lord, Jesus Christ, help me!" [verdens sjoveste bit]

The old woman that fell down the steps, nowadays, if I did that, all the old ladies that fell down the steps would be outside. [Imitates old lady] "I fell down the steps and it wasn't funny. I lay there for hours and hours! It's wrong and he must be stopped! [Waves finger] No, no, no" [laughs]

- fra interview med Eddie Murphy i det nye nummer af Rolling Stone

3 kommentarer:

  1. De faldende gamle koner

    En gammel kone fladt grundet overdreven nysgerrighed ud ad vinduet, styrtede ned og blev dræbt.
    En anden gammel kone stak hovedet ud ad vinduet og begyndte at kigge på den dræbte, men grundet overdreven nysgerrighed fladt også hun ud ad vinduet, styrtede ned og blev dræbt.
    Så faldt den tredie gamle kone ud ad vinduet, så den fjerde, så den femte.
    Da den sjette gamle kone faldt ud ad vinduet, blev jeg træt af at kigge på dem og gik hen på Maltsev-markedet, hvor det forlød, at nogen havde foræret en blind mand et strikket sjal.

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  2. Sarah Silverman holder sig nu ikke tilbage. Se her:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6E9sJ6B-u8&feature=related

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  3. og her glatter hun ud - eller gør hun?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ReJWp3xstsg

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